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Melinda L. Wentzel aka Planet Mom

Humor Columnist. Empty nester. Recovering minivan owner. Walker of the damn dog. Author: ON MOTHERHOOD (Essays) and DELIVERANCE: A SURVIVAL GUIDE TO PARENTING TWINS. Planet Mom: It's where I live, at the corner of Irreverence and Over-sharing. Please join me.
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…offering parents who subsist at various stages of lunacy a sanity cocktail in the form of gloriously irreverent and, at times, surprisingly touching posts about marriage and life with kids.
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Tomorrow is National Independent Bookstore Day!😁😁😁 Please celebrate by visiting @otto_bookstore (the oldest independent bookstore in America) located in downtown Williamsport. Signed copies of my books are on their shelves along with tons of literary gems sure to make you smile. 🤓🤓🤓 #nationalindependentbookstoreday #indiebookstore #independentbookstore #booksmakemehappy #bookstagram #booksofinstagram #planetmom #essays #humor #onmotherhood #deliverance #parenting #ottobookstore #williamsport
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Copyright 2003-2022 Melinda L. Wentzel

All rights reserved: Written content, photos and art. VIOLATORS WILL BE FED TO MY DOG.

On a more serious note: Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this site’s material (i.e. written content, photos and art) without express and written permission from this blog’s author and owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit is given to Melinda L. Wentzel (aka Planet Mom) and the Planet Mom Web Site with appropriate and specific direction to the original content.