Tag Archives: morning madness

May 2, 2011

It’s Likely I’m an Ass

For whatever reason, I sometimes forget that I am an ass. Not to worry, subtle (and not-so-subtle) reminders abound. This morning was no exception. Firstly, we missed the school bus…a not-so-ordinary occurence with my wily brood, although we seriously flirt … Continue reading →

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Filed under "S" is for Shame, Ode to Embarrassment

Tagged as children, humor, kids, morning madness, parenting, school

November 16, 2010

Juggling Act

I’m not especially sure that I was meant for mothering—with all its rigors and responsibilities, and those insufferable shades of gray. Simply put, I’m just not wired for it. I much preferred being able to place chunks of my life … Continue reading →

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Filed under "G" is for Guilt, "S" is for Shame, Daily Chaos, I blog therefore I am, Me Myself and I, Rantings & Ravings, School Schmool

Tagged as dysfunction, family, guilt, humor, ineptitude, kids, laments, love, lunch boxes, madness, Mommie Dearest, moms, morning madness, motherhood, multitasking, organization, parenting, projects, school

March 1, 2010

And the Snow Gods Laughed

Enough already with the snow days. I’ve certainly had my fill of time home with the heathens. That being said, I think school cancellations fall under the Law of Diminishing Returns—the more I experience, the less enamored with them I … Continue reading →

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Filed under Daily Chaos, Rantings & Ravings, Uncategorized

Tagged as family, humor, kids, moms, morning madness, parenting, snow days, winter

February 15, 2010

Eggs, Toast and a Side of Cynicism

For whatever reason, the gods of morning madness have been smiling upon me these past few weeks. And like any good cynic, I keep waiting for the bottom to fall out. With every ounce of my being, I fully expect … Continue reading →

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Filed under Daily Chaos, Mushy Stuff

Tagged as dads, disorder, family, humor, kids, love, moms, morning madness, parenting, special